Houston, We Have a Problem

The Pasco County School Board is considering a policy that would restrict teachers and staff from exhibiting visible body piercings and tattoos that are "offensive to community standard." This leaves a lot to debate but I think I will go ahead and stock up on fluorescent orange athletic tape to wrap around my ankle just in case. I figure fluorescent orange should be suitable for my school's community standards - as it is a hunting color and so many in the community within which I work are hunters. Also should keep me safe from being shot!